my night last night

gabe's new mission in life is to forget his stellar sleeping habits over the past 2 years and instead prepare me for life with a newborn. his handiwork last night: 8:15 bed for gabe 10:40 bed for me 12:00 loud noise, go to crib 2:20 loud noise, mama’s bed 3:00 not asleep yet 3:14 not asleep yet 3:15 back to crib 5:50 time to get up, mama 5:51 not a chance, back to big boy bed. threaten candy in trash 6:20 where’s my water mama 6:21 here’s water, to back to bed 6:30 its light outside mama, time to get up! 8:20 arrive at day care. overhear “he has so much energy! someone must have had a good nights sleep!” feign deafness. 8:40 leave day care. look for blunt objects. settle for caffeine.